Things My Husband Says

You know how mom's out there in the blogging world post about the funny things that their kids say?  Well, I don't have a kid YET, but lately my husband has been making some rather blog-worthy comments.  So naturally, I'm going to blog about them. 

A couple of months ago, right when my body started "changing" thanks to pregnancy, I was cleaning the house...and now that I think about it, I was cleaning while Park was sitting on the couch watching TV.  Hmmm.  Anyways...

To clean, I pulled out a t-shirt and a pair of pants from the bottom of my drawer...an outfit that I wasn't worried would get ruined if I happen to spill cleaner on or get dirty while cleaning.  Now, I haven't worn this top or bottom for a while...for sure not since I've been pregnant. 

Me:  Walking upstairs to tell Park everything I've cleaned so far.  "Hey...the bathroom is done, laundry is started, and I vacuumed."

Park:  Looking me up and down.  "Good job, babe.  You wearing your skinny clothes?"

Me:  Looking down at my outfit, noticing that the top and bottom just don't fit like they used to.  "Skinny clothes?"

Park:  "Yeah.  Those just don't fit you very good anymore."

He knows just what to say to make me feel my best. 

A few weeks ago we were talking.  I won't tell you the full story...I don't want to hurt any feelings.  But, a guy we know said that his wife looked like a supermodel.  Park scoffed.  This woman is obviously not a supermodel, but neither are any of us, right? 

Me:  "I think it's sweet that he said she looks like a supermodel.  I wish you would say things like that about me."

Park:  "Anna, I'm not going to lie to you."

What a charmer.

Two nights ago Park and I are sitting on the couch watching the Biggest Loser.  I pull out a Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog that my mom just got in the mail.  We are both looking at it...me pointing out all the swimsuits I love and wish I were thin enough to wear.

Me:  Pointing to a photo taken from behind of a "real" supermodel in a bikini.  "I want a butt like that."

Park:  Studying the butt.  "Well, you better keep walking."

Stud.  He always knows just what to say. 

Don't be jealous, ladies.  This man is ALL MINE.